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Claus v. Claus: The Messy Divorce of the Merry Couple

Claus v. Claus: The Messy Divorce of the Merry Couple

By Kimber Laux, Esq, with contributions by Josh Aronson, Esq. The Marriage Santa Claus (hereinafter “Kris,” “Santa,” “Mr. Claus,” “Mr. Kringle”) was born in 280 A.D. Before he met Mrs. Claus, Santa was a bachelor and entrepreneur living alone in the North Pole and...
The 12 Days of Divorce

The 12 Days of Divorce

Everyone knows the song – on the Nth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, N Xs, wherein N is the day of Christmas and X is whatever the gift of the day is.  Yeah, I can even turn songs into math. This is more of a bonus blog post more so than an “I will teach you...
Dia de los Sobrevivientes

Dia de los Sobrevivientes

 (Day of the Survivors – only relevant in the absence of a Zombie Apocalypse) In honor of the Day of the Dead, let’s celebrate the survivors, and help them sort out their pension benefits and the survivor benefits bestowed upon the living upon the demise of the less...